This came to my Email box recently. I thought it was worth sharing....
A priest and a pastor from the local churches were standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that read:
The End is Near!
Turn Yourself Around Now...
Before It's Too Late!
As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you Religious Nuts!" From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash. The priest turned to the pastor and asked, "Do you think the sign should just say Bridge Out?"