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Children 's Science exam answers

If you need a good laugh, try reading through
these children's science exam answers.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water
can be made safe to drink
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink
because it removes large
pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and
canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes
them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning
sour???(brilliant, love this!)
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and
the Moon.??All water
tends to flow towards the moon, because there
is no water on the moon, and
nature hates a vacuum.??I forget where the sun
joins in this fight.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the
stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you
get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches
puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks
forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with
cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: How are the main parts of the body
categorized???(e.g., abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts -
the brainium, the borax and
the abdominal cavity.??The brainium contains
the brain; the borax contains
the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity
contains the five bowels A,
E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean???(I do love this
one...)
A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean
Section."
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in
Rome.

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be
eight.