Monday, December 22, 2008

EMail Humor....

Due to the current financial crisis facing the world at the moment,the light at the end of the tunnel will be switched off to save on electricity costs, until further notice.

Sincerely yours,

God

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Sunday, October 12, 2008

EMail Humor....




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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Email humor

Breakfast with the President...

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the
White House.

The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit...

"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"

George W. looking up from his menu, replies with his trademark wink and slight grin,.... "How about a quickie this morning?"

"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton!

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers..........


"It's pronounced, 'Quiche'

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Sunday, March 16, 2008

Good way to kick off the week

> > YOU MIGHT BE FROM LOUISIANA IF...........
> >
> > 1. You've ever wore shorts at Christmas time.
> >
> > 2. You pronounce Lafayette as "Laffy-ette" not
> > "La-fay-ette".
> >
> > 3. You learned to drive a boat before you could
> > drive a car.
> >
> > 4. You know the meaning of a "Delcambre Reeboks"
> > (that would be a pair of all white fishing boots).
> >
> > 5. You offer somebody a "coke" and then ask them
> > what kind: Coca-Cola, Dr. Pepper, Pepsi, 7Up?
> >
> > 6. You can name all of your 3rd cousins.
> >
> > 7. You plan your vacation around hunting season &
> > LSU football.
> >
> > 8. You greet people with "Ha's ya momma'an'dem?" and
> > hear back "Dey fine!"
> >
> > 9. Every so often, you have waterfront property.
> >
> > 10. When giving directions you use words like
> > "uptown", "downtown","backatown", riverside",
> > "lakeside! ", "northshore", "westbank", "down the
> > bayou" or "cross the river".
> >
> > 11. When you refer to a geographical location "way
> > up North," you are referring to places like
> > Shreveport, Little Rock or Memphis, "where it gets
> > real cold!"
> >
> > 12. Your burial plot is six feet over rather than
> > six feet under.
> >
> > 13. You've ever had Community Coffee.
> >
> > 14. You can pronounce Tchoupitoulas but can't spell
> > it (also, Thibodaux, Opelousas, Pontchartrain,
> > Ouachita, Atchafalaya).
> >
> > 15. You don't worry when you see ships riding higher
> > in the river than the top of your house.
> >
> > 16. You judge a po-boy by the number of napkins
> > used. (Amen) You Got dat rite.
> >
> > 17. The waitress at your local sandwich shop tells
> > you a fried oyster po-boy dressed is healthier than
> > a Caesar salad.
> >
> > 18. You know the definition of "dressed."
> >
> > 19. You can eat Popeye's, Haydel's and Zapp's for
> > lunch and wash it down with Barq's and several
> > Abitas, without losing it all on your stoop.
> >
> > 20. The smell of a crawfish boil turns you on more
> > than HBO.
> >
> > 21. You "wrench" your hands in the sink with an
> > onion bar to get the crawfish smell off.
> >
> > 22. You're not afraid when someone wants to "ax you
> > something."
> >
> > 23. You go by "ya-mom-en-'dems" on Good Friday for
> > family supper.
> >
> > 24. You don't learn until high school that Mardi
> > Gras is not a national holiday.
> >
> > 25. You don't realize until high school what a
> > "county" is.
> >
> > 26. You believe that purple, green and gold look
> > good together (and you will even eat things those
> > colors).
> >
> > 27. You go to buy a new winter coat (what most
> > people refer to as windbreakers)
> >
> > 28. Your last name isn't pronounced the way it's
> > spelled.
> >
> > 29. You know what a nutria rat is but you still pick
> > it to represent your baseball team. (Geaux Zephyrs).
> >
> > 30. You have a ditch on at least one side of your
> > property.
> >
> > 31. You have spent a summer afternoon on the Lake
> > Pontchartrain seawall catching blue crabs.
> >
> > 32. You describe a color as "K&B Purple."
> >
> > 33. You like your rice and politics dirty.
> >
> > 34. When given the choice for Governor between a KKK
> > leader and Edwin Edwards, it's a difficult decision.
> >
> > 35. You pronounce the largest city in the state as
> > "Newawlins."
> >
> > 36. You know those big roaches can fly, but you're
> > able to sleep at night anyway.
> >
> > 37. You prefer skiing on the bayou.
> >
> > 38. You assume everyone has mosquito swarms in their
> > backyard.
> >
> > 39. You realize the rain forest is less humid than
> > Louisiana.
> >
> > 40. You can list all the ingredient's of a gumbo or
> > a jambalaya.
> >
> > 41. You go to the "boat", but you don't plan on
> > spending any time over
> > water.
> >
> > 42. When you're in Baton Rouge you know the
> > difference between the old bridge & the new bridge.
> >
> > 43. If you ever had to wait for the bridge to "come
> > down" so you can get home.
> >
> > 44. If you pull for the Saints (who else would)?
> >
> > 45. If you've ever been to a wedding and someone
> > either danced in a #3
> > washtub or with a broom and this was considered
> > normal.
> >
> > 46. You make your groceries, or, wash your
> > dishes,or, have an icebox.
> >
> > 47. You can't think of anybody that can cook better
> > than your momma.
> >
> > 48. You know when it's appropriate to use "Tony
> > Chachere's" (anytime!!!!).
> >
> > 49. You know an old person that can "treat" you for
> > warts.
> >
> > 50. The four seasons in your year are: crawfish,
> > shrimp, crab and King Cake.

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Friday, March 14, 2008

An Obit you might have missed

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.

Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote 'The Hokie Pokey' died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.

Stop that. You know it's funny.

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